1. Joan Rivers:
AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
Her tagline is, "Can we talk?" No we can't. All we can do is stare at you in disbelief and scratch our heads.
2. Uppity Sports Reporters:
These are guys who probably haven’t really played sports at all, unless you count chasing butterflies in deep right field. These guys think they’re experts on the game because they remember obscure stats like a certain batter’s slugging percentage against right-handed pitching with runners in scoring position in stadiums that have a retractable roof. Guys, cough up what’s left of the lunch money you have to the jocks you’re reporting on and go away.
-Y2
1 comments:
WHERE ARE YOU BART?!?
Anyway, merry Christmas to you.
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