Be sure and tip your barkeeper.

Tonight I was going to talk about socialogical evolutions within corporate America and the ramifications it has on global economics further impacting the shift of structure within the world's superpowers. But then again, I figure that's beneath you all.

So instead, I'll just tell a lame joke and go to bed.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, goes up to the barkeep and says, "Gimme a Scotch and soda."
The barkeep turns to him and says, "Look pal, we don't serve food here."

GOODNIGHT!
-B

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Education is the name of the game.

"Why haven't you posted lately?", is the question I've been getting lately. If there is one thing I learned from doing this on the 'other side', it's that you've got to take some breaks every now and again. This gives me time to think about topics and silliness that I'd like to throw up on here. (Did I just say 'throw up'?)

Speaking of things learned, I'd like to give you all an edition of something I call, "Things I've learned...mostly the hard way."

I've learned that:
1. Even if I use a smooth British accent, "Let's hump like a couple of wild marmosets", still makes a crappy pickup line.
2. "Objection, your honor" works much better in a court of law than, "He's not playing fair!"
3. You shouldn't be on a first name basis at your liquor store.
4. Doodling at an office meeting is fine. But breaking out brushes, paint, and an easel is just going too far.
5. I have to speak more clearly on a plane. "I'm gonna go to see my mom.", sounds a lot like "I'm gonna blow up this bomb."

-B
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Ah memories...

I don't have much to talk about today, so instead I'll just give you a taste of "Random Childhood Memories":

"You know, it's days like this I wish I was forty years younger, and a woman."

These were the words spoken to me by my father one day. Dad, if you're reading this, you know I'm kidding. You look great for your age...and mom wants her underwear back.

Now you all know why I can run so good in high heels. It must be in the genes.

-B

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Equality for all.

You know, I don't hate many things in this world but there is one thing that I despise is breast reduction surgery. For those of you who are saying that it's for a woman's back need to lay off. I think a woman can look sexy in a back brace.

But I am a little curious. What do the doctors do with all of that extra boobie that gets taken out? I hope they don't throw it away. That would be such a waste. They should just stockpile all of that extra boobie and donate them to women who are flat. Then you wouldn't have to worry about implants bursting and putting their lives in danger. (You see ladies? I care about your health.) Then you could just set up the stockpile like a big boobie bank and all someone would have to do is run on down to the boobie bank and make a little withdrawel for their chest.

When all is said and done all women will be truely equal and all men will be equally happy. I'm pretty sure that this would be the only case in the world where nobody would have a problem with communism. It's genius I tell you.

-B
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Why's it always got to be about color?

Howdy,

Wow, 2 posts in a row. That's got to be a record...in Haiti. Well, I don't have much about to rant about tonight. Ok, thats not true. I just haven't made enough time to rant tonight. So that's where that stands.

So, I'll sign off for now. But remember, don't trust whitey. I know for a fact. I'm white too and look what he's done to me.

Bart

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...it is on after all.

Hi everyone,

This is the first real post of the crazy scribblings from me and our favorite dictator, El Presidente`. For those of you who are in the know about him, welcome back. It's been too long.

For those of you who aren't hip to the jive, El Presidente` is our favorite, and fictitious, Generalisimo type strongman. He's here to give us daily words of wisdom, lay his musings upon us, and generally say the first silly thing that comes to mind. While he's doing that, I'll be doing the same thing on this blog during, what I call 'The Rant Portion'. Here is where I'll be ranting on whatever is going on in the world around us and in my life.

Hopefully, you'll enjoy what we've got to say and we welcome your comments. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy your stay.

Bart
p.s. Below is where the link to El P will usually be.

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