If you're at a Catholic church and they drop the communion bread on the ground, do you have to call the cops and draw a chalk outline around it? It is the body of Christ, and he is dead after all.
When rap artists write their song titles such as "In Da House" or "Thuggin' Fo Eva" on Microsoft Word, does it drive their spell checker crazy?
If dogs can smell fear in others and smell poop on the ground, how do they know the difference?
Why is it so funny when little people run?
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to witness it, can I move into the mobile home it fell on for free?
Why can't strippers keep a tip jar on the stage? They don't have pockets to hold the money.
Why isn't belching the alphabet isn't a marketable skill on my resume? It's not something everyone can do, and that's what set me apart from the rest of the applicants.
(All you credence Clearwater Revival fans sing this part with me.)
And I wonder, still I wonder who'll stop the rain...
...and if someone can do that, will they use their powers for good or evil?
Why aren't there any dinosaurs in the bible? That would have made the Noah and the Arc story so much more exciting.
If cats have nine lives, does the vet have to put them to sleep nine times?
If blind folks senses compensate and heighten for their lack of site, they should be the first one to know if someone farted.
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