Put the "I'll gouge your eyes out" back in Christmas

What is it about Christmas that brings out the worst in people? It brings out the anger and raises stress levels. For me, it makes me want to see people lose their stuff. I've always wanted to be at a Best Buy or a Toys R Us when a toy fueled beat down occurs. In my mind I picture it as two middle-aged ladies grappling over a Zhu Zhu pet. Each have one hand on the toy, almost as if they were tied at the wrist like those two gang leaders from Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video. Purses are being swung at the head. Take out the head, take away motor control. The fight goes on and one mom gets the upper hand, when out of nowhere, someone on the fringe of the fight throws a switchblade to the person losing. Oh shit! Things just got interesting. A couple of cuts on the webs of the fingers and the toy is free. In one swift move, "Switchblade Mom" grabs the Zhu Zhu, gets close to the other mom, and stabs her in between the fourth and fifth ribs while puncturing a lung, and sneers, "Merry Christmas, bitch!"