1. The dingo did eat my baby.
2. You know it's a good fart if you can taste it.
3. You just can't slap it up, flip it, and rub it down anywhere you please.
4. Boobs.
5. What the hell is a 'luftballoon', and why do we need 99 of them?
6. Big boobs.
7. Lava lamps are cool...
8. ...Lava soap is not.
9. Gigantic boobs.
10. I think I'm a boob man.
11. I don't care what state of mind I'm in, if I see a dog taking a dump, I'll laugh.
12. I think Colonel Sanders acted alone.
13. El Camino!
14. If you get so dirty that you need to be hosed off, then you did it right.
15. Bellybuttons make a great fingertip warmer.
-Y2

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