I'm feeling a bit artistic today, and the fumes from huffing that gasoline haven't worn off yet. So today, I give you all a dose of...
"Stupidity Induced Haikus"
Something isn't right.
Is that lipstick I detect?
Not my coffee mug.
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How could you do that?!
The pool water is now warm...
Oh well, I did too.
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Halt you! Who goes there?
Don't make me blow my whistle.
Mall security.
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I sit here alone.
There is no justice for me.
No toilet paper.
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Was he on TV?
Wait, he's no celebrity.
It's just Hasselhoff.
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Don't you all feel cultured now? I know I do.
-B
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
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2 comments:
Too long between posts! Get crackin' boy!!
I'm sorry. It's been tough to get up to speed since the surgery. I'll get back on track...just don't hit me anymore!
-B
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